Top 3 Ways On How To Enlarge Your Penis

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Most men want a bigger penis because it’s nearly a status icon to society. You better believe that if someone knows you have a big one, it’s going to get whispered around your group of friends until it reaches back to you. They’re going to want to see it because, believe it or not, it’s rare for a man to have a big member.

Here’s a few tips on how to enlarge your penis by either appearance or physically

Tip 1: Trim or shave your pubic hair.

Your pubic hair takes up a lot of length real estate. If you trim it, it can appear to be an entire inch longer!

How to trim your pubic hair?

Simple. Get some small scissors and simply cut it down to your desired length. Make sure you do it over a trash can or the toilet. It makes a huge mess and it’s embarrassing for someone to find your pubic hair clippings all over the place.

How to shave your pubic hair?

This is a little harder, but it’s only hard the first time you do it. First, you need to trim it (read above paragraph). You need to trim it first because a razor can’t cut longer hair very well. After you trim it, get some shaving cream or gel or some type of oil and smooth it over the area real well, then simply run your razor over it a few times, rinse & repeat. Only go with the grain, not against it. If you go against the grain, you’ll most likely get ingrown hairs (little red bumps that look like acne) and that isn’t very attractive when your pants come off. You’ll look like you have an STD.

If you really want to go against the grain, just make sure you go with the grain first, then re-apply the shaving cream/gel/oil and shave against it with a nice razor. After you’re done, put some kind of after shave on it (it’ll burn) and then examine your newly pre-pubescent groin!

Tip 2: Take a hot bath or shower

I know it’s not going to be easy to hop in a hot shower before someone sees you naked, but it works and that’s all that matters. Hop in the shower, get it pretty hot, sit in there for a little bit and then get out. You rmember will be swollen a bit and will most likely look mighty fantastic compared to it’s normal size. This way works best on pre-sex showering.

Tip 3: Buy an enlargement device

Don’t you dare just buy any thing that says “penis enlargement” on it. You’ll want to read up on reviews and see prices before you buy.

Isn’t it all bull?

There is a lot of bull out there. Let me explain a few of them:

• Enlargement pills: They don’t work by themselves, that’s for sure. What I mean by that is you need an enlargement device to truly get any benefits (I’ll get to that).
• Pumps & vacuum devices: These don’t work and can actually injure your penis. Don’t you dare buy these, it’s a scam. It damages a lot of the tissue and ligaments involved in an erection and can leave you flaccid forever. Don’t use pumps or vacuum devices, they’re only for temporary appearance and can (and WILL!) damage you. Don’t.
• Extenders: This is the only thing (short of surgery) that actually works, and I recommend it because I’ve seen a lot of people use one and are quite happy with it. What the heck is an extender you ask? It’s a device that you place your member into and it slowly stretches it (you can wear it to bed). It stretches so slowly that I’ve heard people say they that if they didn’t have to go to work or go to the bathroom, they’d wear it all day long. It’s apparently very comfortable and I’ve heard many praises for extenders.
• Surgery: Yes, this works, but it doesn’t work the way you think it might. There are many variations but none of them will simply enlarge you. Most of them require that you get a rod or something similar added into the shaft.

If they ever come out with a great way to enlarge your penis through surgery without any side-effects, I think that’s great, but I’d stick to the extender because it seems that it already achieve the results everyone wants. Don’t stop here, there’s plenty of other tips out there to help you achieve your goals.