How To Stuff A Sock In Your Underwear To Make It Look Like You Have A Bigger Penis
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Hey, it’s me Billy “Blackjack.” Sometimes a man reaches a crossroads in his life where he might be thinking it’s a good idea to stack the penis deck of cards in his favor. He thinks that if he can add a bit of fluff to his tackle, by maybe stuffing something in his pants, that he will fool the ladies into thinking he’s got the goods.
If you’ve done this before, still do it, or are thinking of doing it, let me help you out with some good pointers. There are some things you want to do and, of course, some things that you don’t want to do. Let me tell you about them:
You need to get rid of boxers or loose-fitting underwear. The reason for this is that you don’t want your “enhancement” device getting loose and travelling down your leg. Tight and snug is the way you want your undergarments. You must wear “Y-Fronts” these are the type of close-fitting undergarments that have an upside-down “Y” in the front of them.
Next, the best device is a sock. But not just any kind of sock. Get a sock that is 100% cotton. Stay away from synthetic stuff and mixed fabrics. Don’t use a wool sock! These can get scratchy and itchy and will drive you crazier than the “crabs.” The sock must be of THICK material. No thin socks.
You will also need a fairly tight-fitting pair of pants. If you are wearing pants too loose, the outline of your “device” won’t be easily discernible. Of course, you’re going to need to wear your shirt tucked into your pants, too. If that isn’t your style, then get a shirt that won’t cover up your groinal area.
Get a Medium or Large sock and start at the Closed End and starting rolling itself upon itself. It should start to look like a small donut. Only do this to a third or a half of the sock. Then pull back the loose (unrolled) and Open End over the rest of the sock (the donut area).
This should make it solid enough that the rolled bit won’t come loose and/or unrolled. You can try to anchor it (to prevent sliding on itself) with some rubber bands (around the sock shaft, not the donut area), but these can get caught in your pubic hair and be quite painful.
Now you should have something that doesn’t look much like a penis. Yes, this is what we want. The last thing you want is something bulging from your trousers that looks like an erection! You will become the laughing stock of the party.
Place the donut portion of the sock next to your penis on one side (not on the penis area!). Its center should be in the region between your penis and testicles. Then, take the portion of sock that is the non-donut part, and extend it down, at a 45-degree angle out of the same side/bottom of your underpants. This part will rest between your inner thigh and pelvis.
It’s that simple and is quick and easy. It will be anchored with the underpants, so it won’t move around. If it does move too much, then you might need a pair of underpants that are more snug. All you have to do is put on your tight jeans and you are ready to go.
Some men may want to utilize tape or make up a velcro attachment for your sock. Don’t do this. Tape and hard plastic like this can rub against your skin and cause irritation and rash. You especially don’t want to use tape if you have a lot of hair in this region.
When you are finished, look at yourself in the mirror and see how it looks. If it appears strange or cockeyed, then simply move it around until it gives you the best presentation.
That’s all there is to it.
Of course, when a man is all talk and no action, like in this case, then the ladies will be very disappointed in you when they find out the truth. One way to get a live and real bigger penis is through utilizing penile exercises. Iron Man Penis is the book that I recommend for men who want to be able to talk the talk AND walk the walk, without a sock.
Billy “Blackjack” Carson